#money shit

[fgrobichiko]

Dude I'm so FUCKING sick of being poor, especially with my only income being biweekly and bills being monthly so I just get fucked every couple of weeks. The benefits system in this country is fucking evil btw. Like look at this shit

I'm genuinely feeling sick to my stomach even looking down the barrel of trying this bullshit application again and you do THAT, very fucking cool you absolute freaks

[respheal]

10mil please, because compounding interest is so OP. This is also a nice illustration of lump sum investing versus dollar cost averaging

Here's the growth over 20 years for both scenarios with all being the same outside of the parameters of the poll:

$1000 every day, immediately thrown into investments:

$10,000,000 immediately thrown into investments:

The 1k per day will not catch up. The interest is too powerful. For the record, I used 3-7% as the possible interest rates, which is conservative for FDEWX over such a long period.

Here's the calc I used: https://www.investor.gov/financial-tools-calculators/calculators/compound-interest-calculator

For the calc, I spit balled 5% as an estimate interest rate with 2% variability. FDEWX, my go-to for brain dead investing (HSA, etc) meets that easily. Actually, 10m opens access to Fidelity's reduced ratio option, which would be even better.

So yeah. 10mil gib

Explain your reasoning plzzz

[socksolotl]

was supposed to go in for a psych eval today

had to cancel because the person driving me is ill

now it's another three weeks until i can get in

it'll be another three weeks of white-knuckling this shit and i'm so fucking tired

[here-there-be-drag0ns]

hey so since we're talking about how awful the minecraft movie looks we're all going to agree not to go see it in theaters right? not even to hatewatch it? we all are in agreement that its a soulless cash grab movie, so we all know that the only way to stop them from making more like it is to give them no cash to grab, right?

yes this includes watching it for the bit. yes this includes bringing your friends to go make fun of it. yes this includes just watching it out of curiosity.

do Not go see this shit in theaters. do Not give them your money. they dont care whether you enjoyed it or not, they only care about what number the box office gives them. so make sure the box office cant give them shit.

[tanzel]

[lastoneout]

No shade to OP as a person but believe me, this is a sign that something is DEEPLY fucking broken. Like they announced ONE new IP out of like eight films. I genuinely think within the decade they're just gonna stop making original films all together. That's what they learned from Elemental and Wish, just don't make anything new if you can help it.

Like they've unironically turned into what people pretend Dreamworks is, a sequel mill. The real downside is that Dreamworks actually knows how to make a good sequel, Disney never really figured that one out, bar a couple of outliers, and I have no faith in them pulling any of these off. Absolutely soul-crushingly pathetic. Thank god other animation studios exist.

This is the saddest shit I've ever seen, truly.

[neuro-psyche]

I think Dick and Jason would have multiple “what the actual fuck are you saying right now” with Tim and Damian when it comes to quality of life/monetary differences. Sure, Dick and Jason got used to Bruce’s “is $100 a good enough tip on a $30 bill?” shit, but hearing Tim talking about a new laptop he bought for $5000 literally is like a punch in the gut.

If they ever went on a cruise (which they totally wouldn’t because cruises are floating death traps), Jason and Dick would be in awe of the fancy amenities, where as Damian would be unsatisfied with the quality, since he grew up with every single amenity known to man. Tim would just feel like it’s all normal since the Drake’s were extravagant and travelled all over the planet.

Jason : My bedroom is bigger than my fucking apartment.

Dick : I could do a full gymnastics routine with the space in my room.

Tim :

Dick :

Tim : My room is normal sized…

Jason : You grew up in a mega mansion. I hardly think you’re the benchmark of a normal room-

Damian : I must agree with Drake. This room is frankly underwhelming.

Dick, staring wildly at him : What do you mean underwhelming- Dames there’s an aquarium wall in your room.

Damian : Yes. Underwhelming.

Jason :

Dick :

Jason : Do you want to-

Dick : Jump off the boat? Yes.

[bet-on-me-13]

Bruce owes Danny money. He does Not want to pay up.

So! Danny had to run away from Amity Park when his parents discovered his Powers. But every time he tried to stay in a single place in America, they somehow managed to find him.

Turns out, they were working with the GIW to track him using the GIW's resources and the Fenton's Genius to find him everywhere he ran to. Eventually, Danny figured he had had enough and ran to Europe where the GIW had no Jurisdiction.

After wandering for a while, Danny was found and recruited by the League of Assasins. He was powerful, skilled, and connected to the Lazarus Pits, so they approached him with a job offer.

They would hide him from the Fentons, who had began to search for him in Europe independently, and in return he would work for them as an Assasin.

Considering his situation, Danny agreed.

He began training to be an Assasin, supplementing his Ghost Abilities with the abilities of an Assasin to become even more Stealthy.

While training under the League, Danny met another recruit simply known as Bruce. They trained together for years, even going on a few missions together gathering intel, and using disguises to hid in plain sight.

On one of these missions, Danny lent Bruce some money with the promise to get paid back when they returned to the League. That same night, Bruce left the League of Assasins and never came back.

...

Bruce was sitting in the Batcave going over a case with Tim, Jason was off to the side cleaning his Guns, and Dick and Cass were holding an acrobatics competition in their Obstacle Course, with Damien, Steph, and Duke cheering them on.

Suddenly an Eldritch Emerald Light sprang to life in the center of the Batcave, and everybody dropped what they were doing and sprang to action.

Slowly, a glowing green figure emerged from the Light. He appeared Eldritch in Nature, as if he existed in multiple layers of reality at once and looking at him gave them minor headaches. Then, the figure spoke up.

"BRUCE. ITS BEEN 15 YEARS. YOU STILL OWE ME 16 DOLLARS."

Recognizing Danny, Bruce took a moment to compose himself before responding.

"Fuck Off."

[enlightenedshadowwizard]

[starcurtain]

Please someone redraw this with Dr. Ratio and Aventurine because this is the exact vibe they have in my head post-Penacony.

[skopostheorie]

Like actually in general my parents never just. bought me video games unprompted. I listen to Scott the Woz talk about his parents buying him games and Nintendo Power subscriptions just for no reason and I'm like. ?????? Families do that?

[montanabohemian]

if i see a single one of you pissed that your faves canceled an event or a con appearance because they're striking for fair wages then imma come for you in your sleep 🔪🔪🔪

(direct that fury where it belongs: AMPTP and the execs)

[crunkybrewstr]

AEW Quarterly vs WWE 2023

I know a lot of "Wrestling" (And I use that word loosely) Dweebs Online care about this bullshit. Quite frankly, it's whatever, really. Because the reality is, these tv numbers don't matter to begin with. No one watches Cable tv these days. Especially live Cable tv. If they do, it's through Online apps like Hulu, and Peacock and such.

Cable is a dying dinosaur at this point, and being kept alive by baby boomers and maybe 55+ year old Gen-Xers (I get to say this because I ain't 50 yet!).

But the more you look at it, the more you see exactly what the AEW situation is: It really is Tony's Wrestling Toy Collection show. He's bleeding his daddy's allowance money. He's not making it back. I think I read somewhere AEW is at the most worth $100 Million. That ain't diddly shit these days.

Freaking A man. That's all I can say about this. I just hope that the checks the guys are getting is good and worth it. Because I guarantee you when this ship sinks, most of them will be begging to go back to WWE... well all except maybe Mox who is brain damaged if you ask me. He'll probably go back to Backyard Death matches for free.

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

imagine getting twenty four hours of a fraction of a taste of what marginalized bloggers on this fucking site have been told "doesn't break TOS" for the past 15 years and deciding to openly threaten to just nuke the entire website lmfao

[thetetra]

[nibbelraz]

SVSSSAction Bingge/Yuan Prompt for Anonymous!

I went with Bingge reverse transmigrating to streamer Shen Yuan, who thinks it's some cosplayer in his home, and proceeds to comment on his 'Luo Binghe' outfit

This cosplayer sure looks gorgeous....